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Into the Belly of the Beast


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Just some random funny shite
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When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus."

OK, I'm going to admit it. It's been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest....I let the dogs out.

Blonde says to her friends: "I finally got Brad to ask me out."
Friends: "How did you do that?"
Blonde: "You know... just like the way you guys do it."
Friends: "So when is the date?"
Blonde: "30th February that's the only day he could make it; I'm so excited!"

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number?

Bwahahahahahaha.....I've lost my freaking mind!!!!!!!!!!

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